When someone tries to prove me wrong:
That moment when your friend offers to buy you...
no-excuses-no-lies: NIGGA I LOVE YOU
This is what happens..
no-excuses-no-lies: When a Tumblr Famous person loses a follower: When one of us casual bloggers loses a follower: When a Tumblr Famous person gains a follower: When us casual bloggers gains a follower:
When on a laptop:
And this shows up: And you’re like: But then a couple minutes later this shows up: And you run to get your charger like:
THE INVISIBLE TUB..... :>
iconiaclove: iconicalamiabieber: purplefun: what if someone comes in and sees you naked ^ then lucky them,
Going back to school
no-excuses-no-lies: Elementary: “Omg omg im gonna see all my friends again!!” Highschool: “nigga i hate everyone…..”
Strike out everything you've done. →
Had Beer. Smoked an entire cigarette. Smoked a cigar. Done drugs. Write on a bathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had a physical fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga. Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog Had a cat. Been pregnant. Camped out. Swam in the ocean. Wore...
Coming back to school after summer break...
no-excuses-no-lies: Walking up… Walking into the school.. Girl with new boy haircut…. Seeing that bitch you hate.. 1st hour 2nd hour 3rd hour Lunch 4th hour 5th hour 6th hour Going home…
no-excuses-no-lies: no notifications your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend someone tries and starts a poke war reading some ones fight 1 new message from your crush somebody posts something rude aimed you mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you… looking through some skanks thousands of selfies reading some bitches song lyric status people post ”gettinggg...
When you're running and you ACCIDENTALLY hit your...
no-excuses-no-lies: At First you’re like: And then you’re like:
That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status...
no-excuses-no-lies: Featured on Wow Funniest Posts
Whenever my mom has friends over that haven't seen...
no-excuses-no-lies: When I hear them come in the door I’m like and when they see me they’re like “OH MY GOD YOU’VE GROWN SO MUCH!” and I’m thinking “yeah, puberty hit a while ago bitch” and they give me awkward hugs like and sometimes even really gross kisses like then for the rest of the night I’m in my room waiting for them to leave
That one person who continuously brags about their...
no-excuses-no-lies: And you’re like:
I’m catching up to you since you first showed me where to go. Now its my turn to...– Zack Merrick @zackalltimelow (via jillianwilde)
Lip-singing a song like you're the artist.
That awkward moment when you trip over nothing
When a friend is mad, I smile at them until they...
Wake up and find no one home
no-excuses-no-lies: thats meeee lool
Don't ever text me,
no-excuses-no-lies: •If you’re going to ask me for someones’ phone number. •If you’re always going to text me “I’m bored.” •If you’re not going to put any effort into the conversation. •If you’re going to text me with one word. •If you’re going to take forever to reply. •If you only text me if you need something. •FWDS & Chain Messages.
When the bell rings at the end of class
no-excuses-no-lies: You’re like But then the teacher is like More Laughs Here
The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you...
I love seeing photos of celebrities when they were...
no-excuses-no-lies: The Barney picture at the end…I can’t I’m laughing so hard I love you tumblr SO MUCH
so after tonight....
shanyewest: beyonce’s baby is going to be better than yours the on going stan war between gaga and britney stans has ended kanye is jesus christ christ brown is a flying bottle of white out britney spears turned her own dedication into a beyonce dedication lady gaga……. katy perry’s fan base is weak nicki minaj is trying to hard tyler the creator made me cry for 10 minutes justin...
Beyonce's baby is going to be a fucking boss.
no-excuses-no-lies: “I performed on stage before I was even born.”
no-excuses-no-lies: Expectation: Reality: