September 2011
When someone tries to prove me wrong:
no-excuses-no-lies:
1 tag
That moment when your friend offers to buy you...
no-excuses-no-lies:
NIGGA I LOVE YOU
This is what happens..
no-excuses-no-lies:
When a Tumblr Famous person loses a follower:
When one of us casual bloggers loses a follower:
When a Tumblr Famous person gains a follower:
When us casual bloggers gains a follower:
7 tags
When on a laptop:
And this shows up:
And you’re like:
But then a couple minutes later this shows up:
And you run to get your charger like:
THE INVISIBLE TUB..... :>
iconiaclove:
iconicalamiabieber:
purplefun:
what if someone comes in and sees you naked
^ then lucky them,
2 tags
Going back to school
no-excuses-no-lies:
Elementary:
“Omg omg im gonna see all my friends again!!”
Highschool:
“nigga i hate everyone…..”
2 tags
Strike out everything you've done. →
Had Beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette.
Smoked a cigar.
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga.
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Swam in the ocean.
Wore...
Coming back to school after summer break...
no-excuses-no-lies:
Walking up…
Walking into the school..
Girl with new boy haircut….
Seeing that bitch you hate..
1st hour
2nd hour
3rd hour
Lunch
4th hour
5th hour
6th hour
Going home…
Facebook..
no-excuses-no-lies:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg...
When you're running and you ACCIDENTALLY hit your...
no-excuses-no-lies:
At First you’re like:
And then you’re like:
August 2011
3 tags
That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status...
no-excuses-no-lies:
Featured on Wow Funniest Posts
18 tags
Whenever my mom has friends over that haven't seen...
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When I hear them come in the door I’m like and when they see me they’re like “OH MY GOD YOU’VE GROWN SO MUCH!” and I’m thinking “yeah, puberty hit a while ago bitch” and they give me awkward hugs like and sometimes even really gross kisses like then for the rest of the night I’m in my room waiting for them to leave
1 tag
1 tag
That one person who continuously brags about their...
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And you’re like:
“I’m catching up to you since you first showed me where to go. Now its my turn to...”
– Zack Merrick @zackalltimelow (via jillianwilde)
Lip-singing a song like you're the artist.
no-excuses-no-lies:
11 tags
That awkward moment when you trip over nothing
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When a friend is mad, I smile at them until they...
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Wake up and find no one home
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thats meeee lool
3 tags
Don't ever text me,
no-excuses-no-lies:
•If you’re going to ask me for someones’ phone number. •If you’re always going to text me “I’m bored.” •If you’re not going to put any effort into the conversation. •If you’re going to text me with one word. •If you’re going to take forever to reply. •If you only text me if you need something. •FWDS & Chain Messages.
When the bell rings at the end of class
no-excuses-no-lies:
You’re like
But then the teacher is like
More Laughs Here
The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you...
no-excuses-no-lies:
9 tags
I love seeing photos of celebrities when they were...
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The Barney picture at the end…I can’t I’m laughing so hard I love you tumblr SO MUCH
so after tonight....
shanyewest:
beyonce’s baby is going to be better than yours
the on going stan war between gaga and britney stans has ended
kanye is jesus christ
christ brown is a flying bottle of white out
britney spears turned her own dedication into a beyonce dedication
lady gaga…….
katy perry’s fan base is weak
nicki minaj is trying to hard
tyler the creator made me cry for 10 minutes
justin...
Beyonce's baby is going to be a fucking boss.
no-excuses-no-lies:
“I performed on stage before I was even born.”
Shuffling...
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Expectation:
Reality:
